Sunday, February 27, 2011

8,879 WAY TO GIVE YOURSELF AND OTHERS GOOD FORTUNE RIGHT NOW!

i am super happy.

i'm going to wake up everyday (not including mondays) and say that to myself.
i read in my karma book that if you do that your day, and who ever you talk too's day, will be much better.
sometimes i wonder why i even spent money one this book.
8,879 ways to look like an idiot.
8,879 ways to walk your dog.
8,879 ways to lick the carpet when you get mad cow disease.
... k
but really, it seemed like a good investment when i bought it, but now i look at it and think 'there is way to much happiness in this 4x4 book'

i would really read 8,879 ways to wear a buzz light-year ring.
i dont even have that many fingers.
gosh, these are more cliche than my brain.
it's gross

'expect to hear good news, everyday'
 'you dont have ti forgive people if you dont judge them in the first place'
'there is nothing to be, nothing to do, and nothing to have'
'its not what happens that matters most; it's what you do with it'

this sounds like stuff Gandhi would say
sexy,
sexy,
Gandhi.

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